I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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