Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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