I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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