Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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