the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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