Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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