nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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