White coat. Heels.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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