We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
