If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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