There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It's blow job season.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You pole danced in your parka.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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