let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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