thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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