Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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