Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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