xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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