tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She needs sedatives and a leash
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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