what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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