Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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