I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Drake has all the answers
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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