You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
