I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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