So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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