i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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