Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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