How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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