i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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