Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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