Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize