that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The adults are the big ones right?
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