farters have to be the big spoon...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My penis needs a shock collar
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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