just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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