Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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