Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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