she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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