And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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