Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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