I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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