i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Shame is for Republicans.
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