On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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