My friends, they love my intelligence
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I love having hate sex.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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