good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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