And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Small penises have feelings too.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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