okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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