You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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