Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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