All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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