Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She needs sedatives and a leash
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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