Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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