Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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