You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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