So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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