I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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