I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Randomize
