just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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