That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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